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Sam the Ham
"Sam I am!" Said the man, Holding the can of Spam. "This is ham,And I'm a fan!" He cried as he ran. You see, a ban, Upon the Spam, Had outlawed poor Sam's can. But that man Ran into a fan And himself, became ham.
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